You only killed the bride's father, that's all. Stop that!!! Stop it!!! Stop it!! Who are you? I'm your son! No, not you!! I'm Sir Lancelot sir. I knew someone would!! I knew that somewhere out there, there must be someone (music starts). I have come to take.oh, I'm terribly sorry. Oh fair one, behold your humble servant Sir Lancelot of Camelot. I'll-uh, I'll just stay here, then, shall I, sir? Yeah. I will send help as soon as I have accomplished a daring and heroic rescue in my own particular. Well, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain! Uh, I-I think uh, I could pull through, sir. At last! A call, a cry of distress! This could be the sign that leads us to the Holy Grail!īrave, brave Concorde! You shall not have died in vain! Uh, I'm-I'm not quite dead, sir. Please, please, please come and rescue me. To whoever finds this note, I have been imprisoned by my father, who wishes me to marry against my will. An' that's what your gonna get, lad - the strongest castle in these islands.Īnd no singing! Oh, and go and get a glass of water That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. The king said I was daft to build a castle in a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while I'm here. What, the curtains? No, not the curtains lad O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery. Who are you? We are the Knights who say Ni!! No, not the Knights who say Ni!! The Same!! Knights of Ni, we are but simple travellers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. We shall say Ni again to you, if you do not appease us We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Nuu-wom! Nuu-wom!